Nasty stuff from the bathrooms of my job!
So today I ate lunch @ work and had a gigantic salad that was covered in some type of oil/vinegar dressing. Somehow there was oil on the OUTSIDE of the box so after eating lunch I needed to wash my hands of the oil.
Now, where do you normally wash your hands? The bathroom.
Where is the mother base of all nasty stuff? The bathroom @ my work!
Now that we have that all cleared up, time for the meat of the story.
Today is a sad day. This post is in a new category called “Off Topic” because this happened in my condo but it definitely parallels the theme of this blog — ‘Gross at _______’.
Anyways, this condo of mine is basically brand new and I needed the standard communication staples; TV, telephone, and Internet. My area only gets service from Comcast so 2 days ago I called up Comcast and scheduled an appointment to have all 3 items installed and to my dismay, a little somethin’ extra.
Today’s bathroom experience was somewhat disturbing. I had a loogie spitter next to me @ the urinal and man that is one thing that grosses me out. What is a loogie spitter? Well i’m glad I asked that… Here is a story that will define exactly what a loogie spitter does and in the context of … you guessed it, the bathroom @ my work!
Walked into the bathroom today and went straight to the urinal… looked down and realized someone had urinated ALL OVER the floor. Thought to myself… “Never EVER touch the bottom of your shoes for the rest of your LIFE”.
When there is a massive amount of pee on the ground the person responsible has 1 of 2 possible problems; either their junk is so big they can’t control it OR its so small they cant get ahold of it.
I am glad i didnt slip.
This happened a while back but basically inspired me to start logging all the filthy stuff that happens to me @ work. This specific incident was the product of bad timing.