Walked into the bathroom today and went straight to the urinal… looked down and realized someone had urinated ALL OVER the floor. Thought to myself… “Never EVER touch the bottom of your shoes for the rest of your LIFE”.

When there is a massive amount of pee on the ground the person responsible has 1 of 2 possible problems; either their junk is so big they can’t control it OR its so small they cant get ahold of it.

I am glad i didnt slip.